“No yike onions.” “No yike beans.” “No yike lettuce.” “No yike potatoes.” Hello two-and-a-half. What a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Apparently, Little Friend has developed a palate with a…
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I think of my favorite book to listen to come March and April each year. A book that I welcome through my headphones as I run along muddy sidewalks, shaking…
“You’ve got a frog in your throat” is a tricky thing to say to a two-year-old. It’s a downright dangerous thing to say to Little Friend. When the mucus-y, cloggy,…
Certain things you expect to learn when you become a parent: changing diapers, folding onesies, bulking up the college savings. Then along comes a Snowgirl. Not to be confused with…
1. The rules are changing quickly around here. I know I’m supposed to be keeping up, but I swear just yesterday I learned that orange runny poop was a-ok for…
She needs a haircut. Yesterday, we went about our business with Little Friend sporting a shaggy, fluffy, spastic, greasy do. The barette working its darndest to contain the jungle of…